The Christmas “Package”

Introducing our Christmas “Package” Ornament – a hilarious and slightly naughty twist on traditional holiday decor that’s bound to bring laughter and a touch of mischief to your festivities! If you’re looking to add a bit of edginess to your Christmas tree this year, this ornament is the perfect choice.

The Christmas “Package” ornament takes the classic Christmas tree shape and infuses it with a playful and provocative charm. Crafted with a wink and a nod, this ornament features a cleverly designed cluster of presents that, upon closer inspection, reveals a shape reminiscent of a certain male anatomy. It’s a humorous and unexpected way to spice up your holiday decor, perfect for those who appreciate a touch of the unconventional.

Made from high-quality materials, this ornament is as durable as it is entertaining. The off-color ornament with its cleverly arranged presents captures the spirit of the season while maintaining that cheeky feel. Each ornament comes ready to hang, making it easy to incorporate into your holiday decorations.

At The Salty Bitch, we believe in celebrating the holiday season with a healthy dose of laughter and fun. The Christmas “Package” ornament is a testament to that philosophy, offering a lighthearted and memorable way to embrace the festive spirit.

Whether you’re shopping for a friend with a playful sense of humor or want to surprise your guests with a conversation starter, the Christmas “Package” ornament is sure to be a hit. Embrace the unexpected and make this holiday season one to remember with our collection of cheeky and naughty delights.

Get ready to break away from the ordinary – order your Christmas “Package” Ornament today and let the festivities begin! It’s time to add a touch of humor to your holiday decor and create memories that will be talked about for years to come.