Live Nude Cookies

Step into the saucy side of the season with The Salty Bitch’s “Live Nude Cookies” Christmas Ornament – a playful delight that will have your tree radiating with neon naughtiness! Goes great with any or all of our naughty gingerbread collection.

Crafted with a neon-like glow, “Live Dancing Cookies” channels the spirit of late-night revelry with a festive twist. The sultry script, reminiscent of a bold bar announcement, will leave no doubt that your holiday celebrations are on the naughty list. If you’ve ever wondered what cookies do after dark, this ornament spills the sugary secrets!

Made with attention to detail and a touch of rebellious charm, this ornament brings a dash of unexpected flair to your Christmas tree. An instant conversation starter, the “Live Nude Cookies” message adds a playful nod to the steamy side of gingerbread cookies. Each ornament comes ready to hang, ensuring a seamless integration into your festive decor.

At The Salty Bitch, we believe in celebrating the holidays with a pinch of humor and a sprinkle of spice. “Live Nude Cookies” is our way of encouraging you to embrace the unexpected and infuse your festivities with a touch of neon naughtiness.

Whether you’re treating yourself to a saucy addition to your tree or surprising a friend who enjoys a bit of sweet rebellion, “Live Nude Cookies” is the perfect choice. Ready to illuminate your holiday season? Order your risqué Christmas ornament from The Salty Bitch today and let the sugary secrets unfold!