Dashing Through the Ho’s

Introducing the “Dashing Through the Ho’s” Christmas Ornament from The Salty Bitch – where cheeky meets cheeky, and the naughty gingerbread girls know how to spice up your holiday decor!

Get ready to jingle some bells and deck the halls with laughter as this ornament takes Christmas spirit to a whole new level. The mischievous gingerbread gals on candy-cane stripper poles are here to prove that even Santa’s workshop has a wild side!

Crafted with a hint of sugar, spice, and everything downright audacious, this ornament is the perfect addition to your tree if you’ve been naughty and nice. Whether you hang it by the chimney with care or proudly display it in the center of your tree, be prepared for a dash of spice that even Mrs. Claus might blush at.

And fear not, for The Salty Bitch guarantees that this ornament is 100% elf-approved, elf-tested, and certified to bring laughter and a touch of scandal to your festive celebrations. So, if you’re looking to add a sprinkle of sass to your holiday traditions, “Dashing Through the Ho’s” is the only way to go!

Note: Keep out of reach of prudish in-laws, Grinches, and anyone with a faint heart. The Salty Bitch is not responsible for awkward family gatherings or impromptu gingerbread dance-offs inspired by this ornament. Merry and cheeky Christmas, you saucy elves! 🎄✨