Merry Drunk, I’m Christmas

Introducing the “Merry Drunk, I’m Christmas” Ornament from The Salty Bitch – because nothing says festive like a touch of liquid courage and a splash of holiday spirit! This ornament is here to make your Christmas tree the talk of the town, and possibly the naughty list.

Picture this: an elegant blend of an alcohol bottle and a hand delicately cradling a drinking glass, because let’s be honest, the holidays are a time for sophisticated sipping and questionable decisions. It’s the perfect addition to your tree if you believe that tinsel should be as tangled as your Christmas party stories.

The Salty Bitch is all about pushing boundaries, and this ornament is no exception. It’s not just a decoration; it’s a proclamation that you’re here to jingle all the way… into the nearest cocktail. Get ready to spread cheer and maybe a little too much holiday “spirits” with this bold and audacious ornament.

This limited edition piece is crafted with the finesse of a seasoned mixologist and the charm of a Christmas elf on its third eggnog. It’s the ideal gift for that friend who loves to spike the punch and turn every family gathering into a festive fiesta.

So, if you’re ready to make your Christmas tree the life of the party, grab the “Merry Drunk, I’m Christmas” Ornament from The Salty Bitch. Because when it comes to holiday decor, why be nice when you can be a bit naughty? Cheers to a tree that’s as lit as your holiday spirit!