I Like Big Balls and I Cannot Lie

Introducing our “I Like Big Balls and I Cannot Lie” Christmas ornament – because why settle for small ornaments when you can have big, bold, and cheeky ones? Crafted with care from the finest basswood or Baltic birch, this ornament is not just festive, it’s downright sassy.

Hang it proudly on your tree and let your guests do a double take as they admire your commitment to humor, wit, and a touch of naughtiness. The laser-cut design ensures precision, and the traditional ball shape adds a classic touch to your holiday decor.

Only at The Salty Bitch, where we specialize in edgy, trendy items that walk the fine line between naughty and nice. It’s not just an ornament; it’s a statement piece that says, “I’ve got a sense of humor as big as my holiday spirit.”

So, spice up your Christmas tree, embrace the salty side of the season, and give the gift of laughter. After all, ’tis the season to be a Salty Bitch! Grab yours now and let the festivities and giggles begin.