Ask Yo Momma

Introducing the “Ask Yo Momma” – the Christmas ornament that’s about to sleigh your sense of humor harder than Santa on a caffeine bender. Brought to you by The Salty Bitch, where our products are as bold as Grandma’s fruitcake is bland.

Behold, a Santa like you’ve never seen him before – forget the rosy cheeks and holly jolly nonsense. Our Santa’s rocking shades that are cooler than the North Pole, and he’s got a message for you: “Ask Yo Momma If I’m Real.” That’s right, this ornament is putting the “cheeky” in cheeky ho-ho-ho.

Hang this bad boy on your tree and watch as guests do a double-take – because nothing says festive like a Santa who’s sassier than a cat with a spray bottle. The Salty Bitch is all about pushing boundaries, and this ornament is our festive middle finger to holiday conventions.

Made from high-quality materials (Santa might be cheeky, but we’re serious about craftsmanship), this ornament is the perfect addition to your tree if you’re tired of the same old yuletide yawn-fest. Spice up your holiday decorations with a dash of audacity and a sprinkle of in-your-face cheer.

So, whether you’ve been naughty or nice, one thing’s for sure – this ornament is guaranteed to land you on the “Salty” list. Grab yours now and let Santa drop the mic on your holiday decor. The Salty Bitch – where even our ornaments are too hot for the North Pole to handle.