Merry ChristMyAss

Introducing the “Merry ChristMyAss” Christmas Ornament from The Salty Bitch – because sometimes you just need Santa to drop his jolly facade and show you the celestial moonwalk! Get ready for a holiday chuckle that’s as bold as it is cheeky.

Behold the man in red, not just spreading cheer but dropping a lunar salute with a smirk, all while wishing you a “Merry ChristMyAss.” This ornament is not just a decoration; it’s a declaration that holiday festivities should come with a side of audacious humor.

Crafted with a sprinkle of irreverence and a dash of spice, this ornament is destined to be the conversation starter on your tree. Let Santa’s moonlit mischief take center stage and turn your holiday celebrations into a festival of laughter.

At The Salty Bitch, we believe in turning tradition on its head and embracing the unexpected. Our collection of audacious products is designed for those who want to add a dash of humor that’s as bold as it is unforgettable. If you’re ready to let Santa showcase his sassy side this holiday, the “Merry ChristMyAss” Christmas Ornament is the perfect choice.

Please note: The Salty Bitch isn’t your typical online shop. Our products are intended for an audience that embraces a playful sense of humor and isn’t afraid to push the boundaries of tradition. If you’re easily offended, this might not be the ornament for you. But if you’re ready to let Santa drop a lunar bomb of hilarity, order yours now and let the festive fun unfold!