Upstanding Citizens

Introducing “Upstanding Citizens” – the ornament that turns your tree into a festive frontier of gingerbread mischief, brought to you by The Salty Bitch! This holiday season, let your decorations be as cheeky as your sense of humor with our gingerbread duo taking a stand, or rather, a playful pose.

Our dynamic gingerbread couple, in the tastefully titillating “Upstanding Citizens” ornament, invites you to celebrate the season with a touch of spice. The pair stands tall, embracing the art of gingerbread connection in a way that’s sure to leave you blushing and giggling simultaneously.

Crafted with precision and a sprinkle of naughtiness, this ornament isn’t just a decoration; it’s a testament to the joy of embracing the unexpected during the holidays. Make a bold statement on your tree that tells your guests you’re here for the laughs, the love, and maybe a few gasps.

At The Salty Bitch, we believe in adding a dash of irreverence to your festivities. Our collection of slightly naughty products is designed for those who want to turn tradition on its head and let their decorations spark conversations. If you’re ready to make your tree the talk of the town, “Upstanding Citizens” is the ornament for you.

Please note: The Salty Bitch isn’t your grandma’s holiday shop. Our products are intended for an audience that appreciates a playful sense of humor and a willingness to challenge convention. If you’re easily offended, this might not be the ornament for you. But if you’re ready to stand tall with a side of laughter this holiday season, order “Upstanding Citizens” now and let the festive fun begin!