Mistletoe Minx

$5.00

Those aren’t your average ankle-warmers!

Description

Introducing the Mistletoe Minx Ornament from The Salty Bitch – because why should gingerbread men have all the fun? This sassy little lady is here to turn your tree into the hottest spot at the North Pole!

Meet Gingerbread Gemma, the provocative pastry provocateur. She’s not your grandma’s gingerbread – oh no, she’s a rebel with a cause and a mischievous twinkle in her gumdrop eyes. Provocatively removing her lingerie, Gemma is sending a not-so-subtle message to Santa: this year, she’s on the Naughty List, and she’s proud of it!

The Mistletoe Minx Ornament is a festive fusion of sweetness and spice that’ll have your holiday guests doing double takes. With a mischievous smile and a sprinkle of cinnamon sass, Gemma is the perfect addition to your tree if you’re looking to dial up the holiday heat.

Warning: The Salty Bitch takes no responsibility for any blushing, laughter-induced milk-snorting, or scandalized stares from unsuspecting relatives. May cause holiday cheer to reach unprecedented levels. Order now and let Gemma make your tree the talk of the town – just be prepared for the mistletoe mischief that follows!

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Style

Panties, Bra

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